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Our tanks were useless. As soon as we broke cover, their battlesuits' heavy guns were locked on to us. I swear it was as though they had someone nearby aiming for them before they shot. And when they did shoot! Emperor's mercy! Their guns punched through our armour like it was paper. All I could see were trails of fire where the projectiles had ignited the air.
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 "Da Squigskinnz" Fluff.
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"I, I, Im driving in circles, come to my senses some time." [ Shas'vre ] Joined: Tue Dec 04 2007, 09:35AM Posts: 271 | Heya, everyone.
Here's the fluff I've written up for my Ork klan, called "Da Squigskinnz".
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++++ Sent to Inquisitor A. Swearegan. ++++
Dear master;
Under a large Imperial City, there is an Underhive.
Mutants and Traitors are usually found there, either because they have escaped, or because they where rejected from society.
The most unusal thing that you can find there is an Ork civilisation. A klan called ”Da Squigskinnz”. They are the result of an Ork invasion, because the Orks produce spores that flows with the air.
The enviroment in the Underhive is perfect for the spores. The klan is primitive, but has mastered steam technology. Their mechanics, also called ”BigMeks”, are known to have created some weapons that contains crystals that can be found around in the Underhive. More info about that kind of a weapon is unknown.
Even though their technology is still primitive, some of their leaders is known to use some advanced technology. The klan is led by an Ork ”Warboss” called ”Tekk Ay da Bigg”, he has got the name because he has a bionic eye.
The army is also led by ” ’Ard Gob da Odd”, an Ork Psyker and ”Robbo Arrm da Big Mekk”, an Ork Mechanic.
The Klan is known to be rather peaceful (by Ork standards of course), and haven’t fought in any major wars.
Your humble servant,
E.B. Farnum.
+++ Transmission ended +++
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'Ard Gob da Odd's vacuum gauge was going wild. 'Ard Gob looked down at it.
"Wah...? Waz happnin'?! Grotz, loook at 'fiz!"
'Ard Gobs two grot helpers, On and Off, came running.
"Wha iz it?" They both said.
"Fiz thing iz zpinning fast!"
"Lookz laik youz be gett'n too mach pressure! Too mach pressure meanz boom!"
"Iz explode?" 'Ard Gob looked confused.
"Yah. Boom!"
"Wut shudd I do?!"
"Opan da valve!" Off suddenly said
"... Valwut?"
"Bah, just prez som' buttnz." On said.
The two grot helpers walked behind 'Ard Gob and started fiddling around with his backpack. They pressed several buttons, and suddenly the backpack started heating up.
" 'Ga-ha-ha-ha!!! Whatchoo fink you two ar' doin' der?"
"Don' worry, boss. Wiz fix it."
The two grots started pressing some more buttons. This time the backpack turned ice cold.
"WAAAAAH!! Wut are you grotz doin'!!!?"
"Sorrah, wiz try sumthin' else."
"It'd betta work fis taim!!!"
The two grots started pressing buttons once again. Suddenly, it sent electricity through 'Ard Gob's body.
"Z-z-z-stopph it, grotz!"
"Yes, boss!"
The grots pushed one button. Nothing happened.
"Yah grotz almost killd mah!"
"Sorry, boss."
"'Ey look, da fing stoppd zpinnin'!" The two grots said.
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”Grotz! Lookk att da pipez, theyz be leeking!” Tekk Ay da Bigg said.
”Yah boss, dem sewah systems musth be gettn’ too mach watah in dem!” Gothere and Gohere, Tekk Ay’s Grot helpers said.
”Or summ gits must bee walkin’ ’ere, orr tryin’ to gett trougg!”
”Walkin’ there, eh? Oomies?”
”Cudd bee, boss. Dem oomies arr all ovah da place.”
”Welll, dem oomies won’t comm in tah our base. We’z gott lodsa, lodsa dakka an’ boyz.”
”Yah boss, we’z gott da bestest dakka of ’em all.”
”Ai knowz that yah, grott! Wut didd ai just say!?”
Tekk Ay da Bigg looked up again. He looked strangely amused.
”Well, Grotz!? Howw shudd wiz gett up ’here?”
”Boss, therez a doorr ovah dere.”
”Don’t tell da boyz, wiz kill ’em by arselffs. So wiz can get da trophies for arselfs.”
”Good aidea, boss.”
Tekk Ay da Bigg and his two grot helpers walked over where the door was.
”Grotz, oppan da stoopid door.”
”Wiz do that, yez boss.”
The two grots tried to open it, but it was obviously to hard for them.
”Yah grotz can’t do anythin’ right, can yoo? I’z opan itt.”
Tekk Ay easily opened the door. He didn’t actually open the door, but he rather smashed it open with his power fist.
He walked inside, where it was a ladder they had to climb up.
”Yah grotz go first.”
”Allrite, boss. Wiz go up first.”
The two grot helpers started climbing up the ladder. They had some trouble getting up, since they were so small.
”Boss, ders anotah door upp ’ere!”
”Iz comin’ yah grotz.”
Tekk Ay started climbing up the ladder. He did it rather quick compared to the grots, since he was a lot taller than them, maybe too tall, because he almost broke it while climbing up.
”Dats da door, boss.”
”Well ai can see dat, yah stoopid grotz.”
”Want us too opan itt, boss?”
”Yah grotz cooldn’t opan da lasst one, Iz do it.”
Tekk Ay crushed the door in pieces with his power glove.
They where now inside in some sort of a sewer system.
”Yack! ’Fis smells evan worz dan yoo two grotz!”
They started walking inside. The stench would have been unbearable for normal human beings, but orks aren’t normal. And they aren’t human beings...
”Loook boss, a squig! Wiz kill it!”
The two grots jumped on the squig, and started hitting the creature. The squig started running, and the grots started clinging on to it. After a while, Tekk Ay couldn’t see them.
”Grotz? Comm back ’ere!”
The grots came back, dragging the dead squig with them.
”Loook boss, wiz killd dat squig!”
”Grotz, look behind yah!”
”Wuh?”
Before the grots could even turn, a mutant hit them with some sort of a club.
”Mutie-oomie! Youz made da pipes leek, didn’t cha!?
I’z so gonna kill yoo!!!”
Tekk Ay ran forward, and used his power glowe to actually destroy the mutants entire head.
”Bah, datt waz easy, wasn’t it?”
Another mutant appeared.
”Anotha mutie-oomie, ey? I’z gonna kill yoo as well, and stikk yoor ’ead on mah pole!”
Tekk Ay shot him with his weapon.
”Well, dat was easy.”
Tekk Ay started walking back to the base.
After Tekk Ay left, the two grots woke up.
”Boss?.... Wherez ar yoo?”
”Annyoone?”
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”Givv me dat drill, grott.”
”Shurr fing, Mekk.”
Robbo Arrm da Big Mek was replacing an Orks leg for a bionic one. The Ork had lost his leg in a fight with a Squig, where the Squig ate his leg. The BigMek’s medical knowledge was very limited, but he was a genious compared to other Orks.
”Grott, givv me dat wair.”
” ’Ere yah go, Mekk.”
”Nott dat one, yah stoopid git. Da redd one.”
”Ah, sorrah, Mekk. ’Ere yah go, da redd one.”
The Ork that was being operated was still bleeding.
Robbo Arrm stuck the wire directly into the wound, and the Ork screamed in pain.
”Panzee git.
Grott, wherz dat leg fing dat ai made?”
” ’z ovah der’.”
”Well gett it!!”
”Iz will, Mekk.”
The grot walked to where the bionic leg was. It was very rusty, and looked like it was created from scraps. He picked it up.
” ’Ere yah go, Mekk.”
Robbo Arrm started hammering the bionic leg into the Ork.
”Dere yah go’, goodh as nu!”
Tekk Ay da Bigg walked over to Robbo Arrm and his grot helper.
”Gooodh jobb wif’ dat robbo legg.” Tekk Ay said.
”Whath yoo want, Tekk Ay?”
”Ai need a new weppon, sum of those panzee umies crushed itt.”
”I’z fix it, Tekk Ay.”
Tekk Ay walked away. Robbo Arm looked at his Grot helper.
”Whath?”
”Geth me sum’ of dose crystals from dat squig place, will yah?”
”No, not der’.”
” ’z only Squigs, yah git.”
”But deyz be big! Und dey hav’ large teef’, jusst loook wut dey did too dat Ork yah gave dat leg fing!”
”But he waz stoopid.”
The Grot just looked at Robbo Arm.
”Okay Boss, I’z do itt...”
”Good, yah grott. ’Cause if yah didn’t....”
The grot started walking. He walked over to a large rusty door, that made a squeeking noise when he opened it.
There was a large stairway in there. The grot looked up.
He started walking up the stairs.
” ’Ow did ai lett ’dat Mekk convince mee to do ’fis...”
There was another door there. He opened it.
The light was bright there. And there was A LOT of Squigs there.
And a bunch of green crystals that was spread around the place.
” ’Ello?”
The Grot looked scared. He started walking inside. The Squigs looked like they where asleep. He walked over to some of those green crystals. He picked some up, and then he started walking back to the door.
”Bah, dat’ waz isy!!”
Then the Squigs woke up.
The Grot turned.
”WAAAH!!!”
The Squigs started running after him, looking very hungry.
” ’Ow!? ’Ow did ai lett ’dat stoopid Mekk convince mee to do ’fis!?”
But the Grot made it safely through the door, and closed it.
”Ai... Ai am da bestest!” he said.
He started running down the stairs, and opened the rusty door.
”Mekk, Iz gott da crystals!”
”Yoo certainly tookh yoor taim, yah git!”
The Grot handed the crystals over to Robbo Arm.
Robbo Arm quickly grabbed the crystals, and started smashing them into pieces with a large hammer.
”Grott, gett mee a shoota, will yah?”
”Shure, boss.”
The Grot ran over to an Ork, and started talking to him.
”Givv me dat shoota, will yah? Iz for da Mekk.”
”Iz yoo shure? ’Cause ai don’t wannt too givv’ it to sum’ panzee grot.”
”Iz for da Mek.”
The Ork handed it over to him. The Grot could barely hold it.
He walked over to the Mekk.
” ’Ere yah go, Mekk.”
” ’Fanks, yah git.”
He stuck some of the smashed crystals into the shoota.
He then fired a shot on a wall. The result was a large green hole.
”Woah... Noww dats dakka!”
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Well, that's what I have written up.
A friend of mine called Bubgum from over at TauOnline wrote this for me.
It's basically about a "Looted Carnifex", or as my Orks call it, Kanifex.
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...Warboss Tekk Ay da Big yelled a hearty battlecry directed towards a scuttling retreat of Tyranids.
"AN DATS' WOT YER GET FO MESSIN WIV DA ORKS, YA WIMPY SCALY FINGS!!!"
His boyz scoured the red, moonscape battlefield, looking for anything they could take and sell or use for their own purposes. A number or orks walked from battle wearing pieces of Tyranid Carapace. A yell was heard from over the hill. It was a grot.
"Oi, boss, dis big scaly fing is still ali-" The grot was rudely interrupted with a loud roar, followed by some grotty screams. There were some loud thumps as a Carnifex lumbered over the hill, grots hanging from various places of it, some letting go in fear.
One boy tried to give some advice.
"Roight! stay still! I heard from sum beaky radio dat dose big fings can only see you if ya move" There was a small pause, followed by an axe to his back.
"KILL IT!" yelled Tekk Ay da Big. A Horde of orks charged towards the creature. It stomped its feet, crushing dozens of Orks below it in a burst of green gore. It whipped it's tail, flying dust and orks into the air. The dust was so thick that you couldn't see past your nose, and in this fog of death, the Carnifex wiped out most of the attacking orks.
As the dust settled, the few remaining ork boyz were slain by the nigh invincible creature in one fell swoop of it's claw.
"OI, GIT!" A big mekk stood before the creature. It was Robo Arm da Big Mekk; the ork Clan's head of mechanics. He was holding a large, shoulder mounted weapon. It looked a little bit like a Shokk Attack gun, but it clearly wasn't. He looked down the sight for a moment whilst the monster charged towards him, and he pulled the trigger. A large, high voltage bolt zapped out of the end. The recoil threw Robo Arm to the floor, but the bolt flew threw the air, and hit the Creature. This was enough to stun it, and it fell to the floor with a large THUDD!
Tekk ay da Big looked at Robo arm in amazement.
"Now wot?" asked Tekk Ay da Big.
"We'll put 'im ta good use. Donchu worry boss." replied Robo Arm, as he picked himself up and dusted himself off.
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Commander Tarius, our scout recon squad on Salcano IIV has witnessed ork behavior that is quite unusual, even for these greenskinned beasts. They report that after a ferocious battle between the Orks and a Tyranid hive, they found a dazed carnifexus imotus and attached a weapon, and saddles to it. Much like the reports of squiggoths that have been filed from previous battles with orks. Upon discovering this information, I decided to inform you straight away, as a warning for future battles in which they may use it.
From what I have gathered, they keep it tame with a powerful tazer, similar to the one that runthearders use to control their grots, but much more powerful. The weapon attached seems to be so-////ERROR IN LINE. CONNECTION BROKEN. MESSAGE FAILED TO DOWNLOAD.\\\\
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So, what do you guys think?
Any good?
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| That is some pretty nice stuff there.
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